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Watermelon slaughter…
It doesn’t matter what kind of blog you have, this won’t make it ugly. Please reblog this and raise awareness of watermelon abuse.
(Source: dreamager)
i don’t think we’re using this site the way it was intended to be used
how to kiss
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
When you’re typing in your password…
but you get it wrong.
So you start typing like this…
(Source: justbeencumberbatched)
Those awkward moments when your parents have road rage
And you’re just sitting there like:
“Uhhhh should I be afraid?”
(Source: shutyourface09)















